Some things are just blog fodder... this, my friends, is one of them.
While at Wegman's, LLB decided to use the facilities (which she and R both rated at a 9.0 because the facilities were exceptionally clean, quite lovely, they had 3 choices of soap and one hand lotion - but the hand lotion was out).
When she came back, she had this tale to tell.
She had finished doing her business and was buttoning up.
She didn't know that the toilets were automatic.
It startled her
She squealed and ran smack into the door.
We are still giggling...