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Monday, March 19, 2007

Ahhh.... Garlic...

We had pasta with shrimp, broccoli and garlic for dinner last night. It was delicious.

This morning I awoke with Dragon Breath. My mouth tastes like day old garlic and my breath is vile. I brush my teeth like mad. I swish with listerine. Now I'm really breathing fire!! As I hop into the shower I notice a smell. It is me! My body is spewing garlic from every pore and orifice. OMG! I feel like Pigpen!

As I dry myself with the towel, I notice that I now smell like garlic and Irish Spring.

My day will be filled with mints, gum, and oust!

9 comments:

Sparky Duck said...

fresh garlic, while yummy, is killer the next morning

Melli said...

LOL! I feel your pain! What's that stuff you can take that's supposed to kill the odor deeeeeep down in your belly? I know I've heard of it... but I can't think what it is!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Yep. I can smell ya from here :)

Clearlykels said...

Oh boy do I love garlic.

PS I don't think I'm going to make it on Friday. I have to get a lot of my moving done Friday night so that (hopefully) it is just furniture on Saturday.

Lazy Daisy said...

Well, it will at least keep vampires away!

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Dear Garlic BUG!! I am hoping by this time that you are less smelly and smelling better!! Teach you to eat so much garlic!! Dracula will stay away!! Sandy

Susan said...

Well...in addition to the Vampires, you'll be healthy too.

:-) Susan

Joan said...

Oooh...yummy...garlic. What could be bad...oh right. A few years ago, I attended a local garlic festival and decided to taste the garlic ice cream. Okay...I finally tasted a garlic creation I didn't like.

Katherine said...

Oh, I know! If you have one, suck on a piece of lemon, still works if you put some sugar on it. Of course, I'm a day late on this but maybe there were leftovers...