Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Nun

My mother sent me this in an email today and it tickled my funny bone... enjoy!

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

 After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place  stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled  nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the  fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?'


Susan said...

oh my gosh. That is FUNNY! Thanks for a good laugh this evening.


Shannon said...

This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

craziequeen said...


thanks for that, my sweet Missee Bug....