Friday Feast

Appetizer
On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how funny do you think you are?
Funny - well, that depends on the day and time. Sometimes I'm a 9.5 others I'm a dud at 2. Mr. Bug is the funny one. He's a very quick wit.

Soup
Name a local restaurant would you recommend to a visitor to your town or city.
Foster's Grill for burgers. There is nothing else.

Salad
What's a lesson you were lucky enough to learn the easy way?
Listen and think before you speak.

Main Course
Where would you like to be 5 years from now?
Right where I am now.

Dessert
If you could see the front page of a newspaper from June 2, 2106, what would you imagine the headline might be?
Gasoline hits record low - 59 cents a gallon.