A dear friend sent this to me and it made me laugh...
Have a laugh on me today!!
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got lucky!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5 When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Hope you all have a gread day today.
I probably won't post tomorrow. We are off to Busch Gardens for a band competition and some serious fun - Yippeee for us!!
I have gotten that before - I loved it!
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