We had pasta with shrimp, broccoli and garlic for dinner last night. It was delicious.
This morning I awoke with Dragon Breath. My mouth tastes like day old garlic and my breath is vile. I brush my teeth like mad. I swish with listerine. Now I'm really breathing fire!! As I hop into the shower I notice a smell. It is me! My body is spewing garlic from every pore and orifice. OMG! I feel like Pigpen!
As I dry myself with the towel, I notice that I now smell like garlic and Irish Spring.
My day will be filled with mints, gum, and oust!