I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no....I'd been sitting in the street licking my b*lls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
Have a great day!
6 comments:
Good one! Thanks for the laugh, have a good weekend, LB. Sign SD.
That is so funny!!! What a story!!
That is just too funny!!!! Thanks for the smile! :-) Susan
ha ha he he
That is SO funny. I have had people ask me stupid questions like that and wish I could have the nerve to say something like this!
Have a great weekend.
ROFL!!! That's something I can picture my husband saying because he is SUCH a smartypants!
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