Little Old Ladies

are dangerous.

I was at Wallyworld today. I was putzing towards the hand gel aisle pushing my basket that had real important stuff in it like wasp spray, $10 tennies, and socks. I was not in a hurry. I was enjoying my 10 minutes of mindless grazing.

A little old lady in one of those electric carts was stopped at the end of her aisle. She had a ton of stuff in her basket - including a broom. She was checking out the cotton balls or something. I continued to walk, since she was stopped. She decided she would go right then and impaled my cart with her broom. If I hadn't had a cart she would have stabbed me!

I'm now officially afraid of little old ladies who are behind the wheel of any kind of vehicle.