Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Stuck Between The Sheets

It's been cold. The calendar says April, but the temperature says January...

I have fleece sheets on the bed. Yes, fleece. They are snuggly and warm and they were a bargain so I love them even more.

The other night I was a bit chilly, so I put on my fleece pajamas. They are lightweight fleece so they are warm, but not hot.

I crawled into bed and crashed. I don't think I moved until around 1 am. 1am? You ask... How did I know it was 1 am? Did you know that when fleece pajamas come in contact with fleece sheets, they stick? I discovered that when they stick it means that it takes every ounce of strength to move even a little bit. It's a good thing that my head was out because, I'd have suffocated before I could move my arms enough to flip the sheet back. Who knew I could get such a great workout just trying to turn over!

The other thing I discovered was when fleece sheets move against fleece pajamas, they generate enough static electricity to light up the whole neighborhood. I had my own light show going. Too bad I was the only one awake enough to enjoy it.

Note to self: fleece pajamas and cotton sheets, fleece sheets and cotton pajamas.

7 comments:

Dixie said...

Bwaahaaahaaa! That is funny!

Personally, I can't sleep in fleece. Must be cotton!

Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess said...

NOw that is funny!! Made me laugh!! I can just see that!! I would have had to woke up my hubby just to show him..Course he would have probably killed me...smile..

Sandy

Uisce said...

LOL, now wait a minute. a fleece sheet... isn't that a blanket? :)

Susan said...

You CRACK ME UP!! I'm going to have to try that...but it's never cold enough here to have both on at once...I may have to try it anyway.

:-) susan

Melzie said...

Here too- it's AWFUL. *ugh* Fleece... I packed it away when we got home Monday, hoping it would make winter leave. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

LOL! Although I'll never get to see that particular light show...it never gets that cold down here...and I actually sleep w/o any...oh nevermind. More information than you wanted!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! Prince charming is looking at me oddly because I started giggling out of nowhere.