One of my children was supposed to get up and take a shower this morning because this child ran out of time last night.
The alarm rang at 6:30... It rang again at 6:40.
I did not hear the patter of feet going to the showers...
I went into the bedroom and found said child getting dressed. I said, "I thought you were going to take a shower this morning."
Said child says, "Oh... yeah..."
Said child then lifts an arm and sniffs a pit and says, "I don't smell that bad."